Performancing Metrics

Talking the talk

When I first started climbing it was all about the joyful selfish pleasure of it all, the summits only shared with partners - well sometimes shared with no one but myself - the terror of dangerous places, and the thrill of making it back home again, the only proof it really happened; a bag of undeveloped film, and a brain buzzing with stories to tell my mates.

Then, first through my writing, and later through speaking about my climbs, I began to find the excitement of passing on the things I’d seen ‘up there’ to others, finding it almost as thrilling as the climb itself - and sometimes just as terrifying.

Like most climbers I began talking about my trips around the tables of pubs and mountain bars, keeping friends entertained as we waited for storms to pass, psyching ourselves up for climbs to come. Soon I found myself talking not to just my friends but to the room itself, only this time having the prop of a slide projector and screen. Back then I’d probably have one or two slides to cover an entire climb, so learnt early on that words could fill in the blanks - a useful skill many years later when I forgot my slides and had to do a two hour lecture with only a white screen behind me.

Audiences grew, from climbing clubs to climbing walls, from local climbing events to international gigs in places like New Zealand, Canada and the US. Where once there had been an audience of one of two, in the space of five years it grown to thousands.

“You’re so funny, have you ever thought of doing stand up” was something many people asked, and I realised you didn’t have to be a climber to “get it’, so I landed a tour in the Picture House cinema chain, a bit of a crazy idea, a guy standing up next to the screen and talking about his holidays. But it worked. People came, and people laughed at the funny bits and went quiet at the scary bits.

And so in 2006 I took the terrifying step of going main stream, with my first proper UK tour, with my one man show Psychovertical, visiting thirty theaters and telling my strange story, a mash up of soloing the reticent wall in Yosemite, skiing across Greenland and working on Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Many theaters were sold, and by the end of one of the hardest expeditions of my life I told my story to over twenty thousand people.

It had been a long journey from those pubs and mountain bars, but in many just as exciting, scary and ultimately rewarding as the climbs I stand and talk about.

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Feedback

I just wanted to drop you a line to say that we had a fantastic day yesterday and Andy went down a storm. He was interesting, funny and moving and everyone thoroughly enjoyed his presentation. Barclays Bank
The most enjoyable part of the day was the speech by Andy Kirkpatrick...as here's a man that takes calculated risks for a living, knows they are much higher than normal but accepts it and gets on with it. BP
Amazing photos, absorbing, funny, irreverent and - through the use of great sound effects - Andy is able to really give you a feel of what it's like hanging on a 2,500m face, whilst 125 mph winds whistle past...well worth the money on his own. New Zealand Alpine Club
Andy began by telling us “the first step towards failure is trying,” - proving from the start that this was going to be no ordinary motivational speaker. Andy went on to jump, shout, and narrate without seeming to breathe; his audience responding with belly laughs and uncontrollable tears. Alpinist Magazine
Andy Kirkpatrick gave a jocular and colourful presentation that left us all highly entertained. Delivered in the best spirit of climbing and mountaineering and under pinned with some serious messages on life. Well worth listening to. MOD Training for war fighting symposium
Kirkpatrick...is one of the most remarkable storytellers I've met…turning tales of near death into philosophical and comic scenarios worthy of Samuel Beckett, or Monty Python Banff International Film Festival 2006
In an ‘adventure literature’ genre increasingly dominated by bland public school prats with PR skills and metropolitan contacts, it’s refreshing that someone as raw and genuine as Kirkpatrick has been given the chance to speak. Colin Wells - Climb Magazine
My son and I came to see your talk in High Wycombe last night. I can honestly say it was the best evening's entertainment I've had in years - thanks very much! Inspiring and incredibly funny - I can't remember when I last laughed so much. And my teenage son, who generally finds everything incredibly tedious these days, was also in fits of laughter for the whole evening! Audience Feedback 07 tour
Quite simply, Andy’s a natural showman and - despite some glitches with his cunning twin-carousel slide show arrangement - his combination of relaxed, curiously wired, brilliantly-timed cracks, phenomenally dramatic shots of Patagonian winter climbing epics and terrifyingly realistic wind impressions, effortlessly beguiled the audience. RGS
Andy is one of the funniest of Britain’s top climbers and represents what is best in modern British climbing: boldness, innovation, sense of humour, irreverence, commitment, and an appetite for risk. Sir Chris Bonington

Events

Camp 4 Macclesfield

Venue: Macclesfield Rugby Union Football Club, Priory Park, Priory Lane, Macclesfield, Cheshire SK10 4AF

Time: 07:30

Date: 03/12/2010

To book, contact Campfour: Tel: 01625 619 204/ Email: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).

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In aid of Mountain Rescue.

Tickets £10, or £6 for concessions.


Bristol Talk

The Climbing Academy Charlton Street Bristol BS5 0FD

Time: 07:00

Date: 03/13/2010

0117 907 2956

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In Victory Over Reason: pushing it on the Eiger, El Cap and elsewhere, Andy Kirkpatrick talks about his last twelve months, including an attempted solo of the Eiger Direct (and rescue), climbing El Cap with Major Phil Packer (and speed climbing pre inspection), and a trip to Patagonia with the BBC.
Adults £12.00 U18’s £9.00
We will be closing normal service at 5.30pm to prepare for the lecture.


nottingham climbing wall

The Nottingham Climbing Centre Rowley Drive, Kelham Drive Off Hucknall Road Nottingham

Time: 05:59

Date: 03/14/2010

0115 9245388
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Belfast lecture

David Kerr Building, Stranmillis Road, Belfast BT9 5AG Room LG111

Time: 07:30

Date: 04/14/2010

028 9066 5003

Tickets will be £10/concessions £8 available from the Belfast Cotswold store.

Note this show will be different from the show last year in Belfast!


Dublin talk

TCD - MacNeil Theatre (Hamilton Building)

Time: 07:30

Date: 04/15/2010

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Price 5 euros pay on the door


Cork lecture

UCC - Boole 1 Lecture Theatre

Time: 08:00

Date: 04/16/2010

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Tickets 5 euros on the door.