Sat in Starbucks and meant to be writing something else, but I’m writing this instead (just had a big coffee - so it may be rambling!!)
They say that in sport, training is 80 psychical and 20 mental, but when you perform, it’s the other way round, and it’s the mind, not the body that lets you down. In climbing, this probably doesn’t quite hold up (I think the mind and body are a bit too slippery to conform to percentages), but I guess it’s probably true of the climb you describe.
Let’s start with the head first. Now if I put my sports psych head-on, and pick through your email, then there are two big pointers that show that you’ve already got what it takes to do the climb.
First off many people would describe what you have in mind as being ‘scary’, ‘difficult’, maybe even ‘impossible’, and I expect these descriptions probably lurk inside your head as well (which is good). The thing is that you don’t use these words in your email, but instead describe this objective as ‘incredible’. This is a great sign, in that you understand what this means, and welcome the challenge. Maybe you even accept that you may fail, and just view the climb as something more than a tick?
The second thing is you use the words “to date”, which shows you’re a man of ambition, a good thing, as it’s an ambition that drives most people to go beyond boundaries (or those set for them by others).
Overall you have a very positive mental approach to this climb, which is the biggest factor in pulling it off - that is unless you’re just a deluded over reaching fool!
So for starters, you’re obviously the man for the job, but sending the email could be miss construed as a weakness, after all, if you’re good enough to do this, then why would you have to ask questions?
We all know of people who are time wasters and dreamers, who tell you of their big ambitions but do fuck all about them. The other day a mate started telling me that he wanted to be in the winter Olympics, and how he was going to enter the duathlon. Not having my diplomatic head on (I seem to have lost it), I just said “Are you going to do it or are you just fucking wasting my time? What are you doing to make it happen? Are you going to pack in your job and go and live in Norway? Have you contacted team GB? What makes you think you can beat a Fin?”
As soon as I’d opened my mouth, my mate (who I know could be a champion) just looked a bit downhearted and browbeaten - like I’d just given him a good kicking. What sets people who do and people who don’t, is that one would think “yes - he’s right, I’m deluding myself, I’ll never get off my arse and do it”, while the other will think “I’ll show you your fat four-eyed wanker!!!!” And of course - both are good, and it takes a stronger man (or woman) to put down a dream that will never be realized, but most Olympic champions are probably a little self-deluded.
Then there are people like Tom Rippley, the biggest wannabe you could ever meet (and second-worst speller after me on UKC), a young guy whose ambition overrode any sense of modesty/self-awareness/embarrassment and who would ask the daftest questions, and get flamed by everyone. He’s the type of guy who at the age of 14 (thank god I only had High and OTE when I was 14) would post something like “What rack do I need for SW face of Everest in Winter? I remember meeting up with Tom in the North Face car park on a crap winters day a few years ago. He’d got the train up, and had bivyved about a foot from a turd in his bivy bag. I’m sure I - like the weather - was a disappointment, but we walked up anyway into the clag and rain and did Tower Ridge in 2 pitches in about an hour. We set off late and got back to the car with plenty of daylight left, which I thought was a success, but I knew Tom would have preferred a 24-hour epic. Tom had a vision of the climber he wanted to be, a cross between me, Twight, Bullock, Lowe (all three), Anker, Parnell, and had set about that task (it takes a while to find the best person to be as a climber is who you are). Leaving him there, stood in the car park, I thought that anyone arsed enough to come all the way to Fort William on the train by themselves (in my day you’d have hitched, but it’s not so easy these days), to sleep in the dirt next to a turd, and climb in crap weather, had what it takes. I guess him climbing the Cassin on Denali while at uni proves I was right.
My point? I’ve forgotten.
On a more practical side (Starbucks is about to close). Here’s a list of things to take into account:
- Don’t be British - be pro! Embrace slickness, skills, fitness, timekeeping, training, laminated photocopied topos, setting off in the dark, staying fueled up, french Freeing. Getting it done.
- The art of speed climbing is not going fast, it’s just not fucking around.
- Set yourself a goal twice as hard as the goal you’ve set. Say the 38 routes down the wall in an evening (maybe double that, as your routes pitches will be way longer), or 50 routes on a crag?
- How will your body cope when you’re asking it to climb more pitches than it has before? When I tried soloing El Cap in a day my body, having been awake for over 40 hours, did some strange things (like my right hand closing on its own and not opening).
- How good’s your partner? Sure they may be great on pitch 1, but how good will they be on pitch 19?
- What’s your failure strategy? Embrace failure. Plan for it. Practice it (self-rescue, a good descent system etc). Know you know what and how to fail. Move on and do it.
- Battles are lost on details, so make sure everything works (don’t use new kit).
- Practise, practice, practice. I recently had breakfast with a SAS guy whose whole summer was taking up wearing a gas mask and running through doors firing his MP5. How slick are your belays? How quickly can you get the second into the lead? If you waste 3 minutes on a 19 pitch route that adds up to almost an hour, and most people will waste far more.
- Stick a watch on your harness and see how long it takes to do normal tasks. Imagine you’re robbing a bank - and have your partner time you set up a belay, get him on belay, swap over the rack etc.
- Don’t fry.
- Don’t Freeze.
- Don’t wish you were dead due to feet that feel as if they’ve been run over by a steam roller after five pitches.
On a pure fitness note, it’s obvious that getting lots of climbing in is vital, but again it’s vital to build up the speed (have the read the bit in Cold Wars where I climb with Rolo Garibotti?), so doing 50 VS routes on a Saturday, and 30 HVS routes on a Sunday may be much better than 2 E3’s.
Beyond pure climbing fitness you can try and hit your overall fitness by hitting the gym 6 days a week for less than an hour (good luck time training) and doing (alternating):
- 10km Run in sub 50 mins
- 10km Row sub 40 mins
- 30km Stationary Bike in high cadence (100+)
Throw in some press-ups, planks and pull-ups each evening, and you’ll soon feel pretty invincible!