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Cage or Malkovich?

Someone sent me a message the other day, looking for alternative life advice (Iā€™m guessing it was meant for the other Andrew Kirkpatrick, Professor of humanities and languages). I was in a rush, so I just replied with the first thing that came to mind, which ā€“ now having a few days to mull over ā€“ was actually five-star advice.

“Ask yourself this, do you want to be Nicolas Cage or John Malkovich?”